shitona stick
On Location in Los Angeles, California, Part TWO
23/07/1999
Tonight was a rather tame night. This journal entry will be in a 2 part series as Tom is going to write his part because I think that tonight was his night. Today we spent doing the tourist thing. I wanted to walk around Hollywood Boulevard and look at the stars. I dragged Tom around the streets of LA, and into Ripley's Believe it or Not to look at the worlds largest collection of human hair clothing, Ubangi lip plates and six legged cows. I was squealing in delight as I placed my hand in the handprint of the tallest man in recorded history, and smiled with glee as I saw the documented photos of the man who survived a 10 inch spike driven accidentally through his cheek bone, by passing his brain out side the back of his head. I was warm inside when I saw the documented footage of the human oven, withstanding temperatures upwards of 100 degrees inside a kiln, and the remains of a two headed baby. I have spent many moons in Los Angeles, and have always put up the facade as being too cool for the tourist thing, so today, I donned my sandals, strapped on the pack, and ventured down Hollywood Boulevard armed with a disposable camera, and a hunger for Americana. We went into every sleazy sex store (which all smelled like major ass) and every tacky stripper clothing store. I was so happy to get photographs of my favorite stars to blow up and hang in my office, Lee Majors, Ed Asner, Dolly Parton, Gloria Estefan, Olivia Neutron Bomb, etc. Ed Asner was my personal favorite ( has anyone seen the movie where he has an affair with a young and supple vixen? Too hot.) We waltzed down the boulevard dodging tobacco and saliva remains and I contained Tom as all the supple male hustlers on the street beckoned in utter abandon. Then it was back to the hotel for a small rest, then off to dinner. The restaurant was quiet and we prepared ourselves to meet up with Klaus and his friend Leslie, the nude dancer. When they arrived at the bar I was pleasantly surprised as she was quite pretty, real looking, natural, and so down to earth. We had a few cocktails, and ventured off to a strip bar around the corner. I think I will have to let Tom take it over from here.............................
back to best of listing by name
back to best of listing sortable
