shitona stick
Cab Ride Home
01/02/2002
hmmm...i must relay the conversation that occurred in the cab after you got home. it was most amusing. me: 84th and York cabbie: that's your brother? me: yeah cabbie: really? me: no!!!!! cabbie: who is that? me: my friend! cabbie: how old you? me: guess cabbie: 18? me: NO!!!! OLDER!!! cabbie: you have boyfriend? me: uh...what the hell man? cabbie: you have boyfriend!?!?!?!?! me: uh sorta i guess (im just trying to shut him up at this point) cabbie: you're pretty. me: hmm, ok thanks. cabbie: hey pretty skinny girl, why dont you have boyfriend? I"LL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! me: um no thanks! cabbie: what's your phone number? me: i'm not giving you my phone number. cabbie: why not? i'll be good boyfriend. me: oh my god!!!!! cabbie: hey pretty skinny blond girl, what corner? me: 84th and YORK!!!!!!@!@^!@(@(@# cabbie: OKAY!!!! me: thank you! cabbie: give me your phone number? me: NO!!!!!! he shut up at this point.
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