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Beaver Lake Report.
23/06/2000
From Beaver Lake (you all remember Ken's mad-rabid-raccoon-all-day-on-the-island story from last summer, don't you?). For your reference, Beaver Lake's about 45 minutes from NYC and a typical boathouse is about the size of a small one-car garage with 2 slips for small, slow 6HP 10-foot aluminum or wood boats. Chris writes of his Sunday night at The Beaver.... ...I lucked out; I didn't find one tick. But listen to this shit. Last night, drew and I went fishing and when I came back, I walked into my boathouse and there was a fucking bear in there! When it saw me, I ran away towards Healy's and I ran out of there and jumped into Drew's boat. The bear jumped out the boathouse window into the lake between us and Healy's, got out and ran away through the woods. Fucked up, huh? JP adds: No doubt. We just need one to turn up rabid and ready to fuck some shit up! Ken's prediction for the summer: All the scouting reports say the Bears are looking strong this year. They've had a solid pre-season and stand a good chance for nabbing two dogs and maybe even a slow toddler by Labor Day. Rabies could add that extra element of excitement in what should be a hair-raising summer showdown.
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