Audio:

UPDATED: Tuesday 10/22

If you've been here before, the newest links are on top.

Ungie

Just click on a link and you can save or stream the file for listening.

duhhh.asf (.6 meg)

Please send feminist hate mail to me and I'll forward it to Nicole (she sent this to me)

Budonkadonk.mp3 (.5 meg)

baby's gotta keep it real as a mofo as i roll up deep in her styze or crevist. serious inquiry's only.

Fword.wav (1.1 meg)

Fuck you.

Thiafood.wav (1.6 meg)

The CLASSIC: Thai Food Hip Hop Tape. We dare you not to laugh!

Oprah1d.wav (8.7 meg)

Oprah Winfrey, Negro Woman of The South.

(This time we think it works!) If you haven't heard this tape from Howard Stern made by the crazed fan who rants to Oprah, you gotta. I taped it from the radio and recorded it on my computer. The quality's not great, but
listen for a minute and you'll be able to get into the groove -- like when you're watching an Irish movie.
It's a really funny tape.

Remote Desktop

Remote Desktop for 95/98/ME

House Photos for Donna Marie (16 meg zipped)

House Video1 for Donna Marie (16 meg zipped)

House Video2 for Donna Marie (16 meg zipped)

These are house photos for a friend. Nothing funny here unless you want to buy a house in the burbs of Rome.